Rich Doctor!!!

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    A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand.

    "Father I have married the type of man you always wanted me to marry."

    One look at his son-in-law and the father recoiled in horror.

    "I had asked you to marry a 'Rich Doctor' not a 'Witch Doctor'!" he sputtered.
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