The Good News & The Bad News

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    A patient woke up following an operation to find the doctor standing at the foot of the bed, "Doctor, how did it go?"

    "I have good news and bad news", says the doctor.

    "Give me good news, I feel terrible and need cheering up."br>
    "The goods news is that we managed to save your testicles."

    "That's terrific. What's the bad news?"

    "They are under your pillow."
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    Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making...
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