What a Misunderstanding!!!

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    A Boy and a girl chatting on facebook...

    Girl: Din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai, chutiya hai kya ?

    Boy: Tu hogi chutiya... tera baap chutiya, teri maa chutiya... tera pura khandaan chutiyaa... aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..???? Girl (after 3-4 minutes): I was asking about holidays...vacations....

    Blocked....
  • The Good News & The Bad News A patient woke up following an operation to find the doctor standing at the foot of the bed, "Doctor, how did it go?"
    "I have good news and bad news", says the doctor...
  • A Proud Pop! A man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to a baby boy weighing 20 pounds. Congratulations showered on him from all around, and many exclamations of...
  • Recreational Activities in Jail! Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said...
  • Super Sex! Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go out to a club and pick up some girls...
  • Advantages of Being a Man! All your orgasms are real.
    Other men never ogle at your chest while talking to you.
    You can wear a white shirt to a water park...
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