Height of Ignorance!

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    Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.
    First friend: Yaa aaj kaun sa paper tha???

    Second friend: Shayad Maths ka tha yaar, but I m not sure...

    First friend (surprisingly): Oye, you read the question paper???

    Second Friend: Arrey nahin yaar! Mere paas kahan time tha, I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator.
  • Need a Break! I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I...
  • Dad's Role! My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.
    "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad`s lips...
  • Benefits of Being an Atheist A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night...
  • Taweez ka kamaal! Aurat: Baba ji, mera shohar ghar aatey hi mujhe maarna peetna shuru kar dete hain.

    Baba ek taweez nikaal ke us aurat ko deta hai aur kehta hai: Woh jaise hi ghar aaye toh tum ye TAWEEZ...
  • A True Love Story! This 89 year old woman was arrested for lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?....
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