| Every 'Hormone Hostage' knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. Dangerous: What's for dinner? Safer: Can i help you with dinner? Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner? Dangerous: Are you wearing THAT? Safer: Gee, you look good in brown. Safest: Wow! Look at you! Dangerous: What are you so worked up about? Safer: Could we be overreacting? Safest: Here's fifty dollars. Dangerous: Should you be eating that? Safer: You know there are lot of apples left. Safest: Can i get you a glass of wine with that. Dangerous: What did you DO all day? Safer: I hope you didn't overdo today. Safest: I've always loved you in that robe. |