The English Teacher!

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    "Yo, Mrs. Miller," said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.

    My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks.

    "I'm sorry, do we know each other?" I asked.

    "Yeah, you were my English teacher."

    Leaning over, my husband whispered, "Good job, Honey, good job."
  • Patient's Dilemma! A woman called up the hospital and said,

    "I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,"
    The RMO replied...
  • All in the Name! A guy walk into a bar and he orders a whiskey. He sits down and just before he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says, "Bill! Your house burnt down!"
    So he runs...
  • Killer English! Killer English by Teachers:
    PT Teacher: You three of you, stand together separately.
    Geography Teacher: Will you hang that...
  • Racing Nano! A Nano breaks down on a roadside.
    A BMW stops to help the driver...
  • Everyone has a Peculiarity! A man who stuttered was asked why he did so. "It`s my p-p-p-p-peculiarity," he answered. "Everybody has s-s-s-some p-p-p-p-peculiarity."
    "I don`t have any," said the questioner...
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