Too Much TV...

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    3rd class ka bachcha apni Miss se kehta hai: Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?

    Miss: Too sweet and cute.

    Bachcha: Toh phir main apne mummi-papa ko aap ke ghar kab bhej dunu ??

    Miss: Wo kyon?

    Bachcha: Taaki wo hamari baat aage chalayein

    Miss: Yeh kya bakwas hai.

    Baccha: Tution padhane ke liye...!!! Miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain...
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