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    Banta wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. In frustration Banta called his bank help line.

    Banta, angrily: So what's wrong with my ATM card? Girl: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?

    Banta: Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.

    Girl: Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt?

    Banta: Are you mad? I take very good care of my card. As a matter of fact, I even got it laminated last week when I laminated my Identity card. Girl: Did you just said LAMINATE? Banta: Of course Yes!!!
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