Gathbandhan!!!

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    Ek husband and wife bister par lete hue the. Achanak husband ka sex karne ka man hua.

    Husband apni wife se puchta hai: Darling, kya mein apne ummeedwaar ko tumhaare ilaake mein khada kar sakte hai???

    Wife neend mein thi, vo gusse se boli: Nahi.... Bilkul nahin



    Husband bechaara chup ho gya lekin us se cntrol nahi hora tha... isliye vo hila ke so gya.

    Thodi der baad wife boli: Sory dear! Aap apna ummeedwaar humare ilaake mein khada kar sakte ho.

    Husband bola: Ab koi jarurat nahi hai, hamare ummeedwaar ne Congress ke sath gathbandhan kar liya hai.
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