| Mulla Nasruddin was round at his fiancee's home, having a serious talk with her father. "Sir, I'd like to marry your daughter," he announced . His girl's father looked at him. "Have you seen my wife yet?" he asked. "OH, YES SIR," replied Nasruddin. "BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WOULD STILL PREFER YOUR DAUGHTER, SIR." |