I'd Like to Marry...

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    A Chinese man had three daughters. He asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.

    "I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest," said the eldest.

    He then asked his second daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.

    "I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest," said the second daughter.

    He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to marry.

    "I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground," said the youngest.
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