Gajar Ke Phayde

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    Ek hot and sexy ladki, sabziwale se: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 phaayde hon!

    Sabziwala: Ye lo madam, Gajar !!

    1: Pasand aaye toh aloo matar ke saath paka lena... Nahin toh...
    2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahin toh...
    3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo toh...
    4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahin toh...
    5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahin toh phir...
    6: Murabba bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na ho toh...
    7: Achaar bana lena !!!

    Janab aap jo dhoond rahe ho waisa yaha kuch nahin hai...
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