Praying Parrots!

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    Ek aadmi ke paas do tote the... ek muslim aur ek hindu... Dono hi badi ibadat mein lage rahte the... Hindu tota apni pooja paath mein magan.... aur Muslim tota sajde se sir hi nahi uthata tha...

    Yeh dekh kar un ke Malik ne socha ki bachchon ke khelne ke liye ek aur tota laya jaye.... aur is baar tota nahi toti lenge kyunki agar tota huwa toh kahin woh bhi ibadat mein na lag jaye...

    Jaise hi Toti pinjare mein aayi... Hindu tote ne chilla kar kaha, "Khan saheb uth jao apni duwa kubool ho gayi hai."
  • Gajar Ke Phayde Ek hot and sexy ladki, sabziwale se: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 phaayde hon!
    Sabziwala: Ye lo madam, Gajar...
  • Breasts Obsession!!! Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur`s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen`s voluptuous breasts, but...
  • I'd Like to Marry... A Chinese man had three daughters. He asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
    "I would like to marry a man with three...
  • What's in a Name ? At heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system: Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk....
  • No After Shave Please! An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when...
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