Ways to Stop Pregnancy

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    Little Johhny asked his fathere to help with his homework the other day.

    The question he was stuck on was, "Give two ways to stop pregnancy."

    After telling him what to write he was confident that Little Johnny would be getting top marks.

    According to Johnny's though, "Fucking her up the shitter," and "blowing your load all over her tits," were both wrong answers.
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