| "Funny you have not been to see me before!" the doctor barked at Mulla Nasruddin. "Have you consulted any other doctor about your condition?" "No, Sir," stammered the Mulla. "Only the chemist." "Good Heavens, man," snorted the doctor, "Have no sense? This just shows how stupid people can be! The chemist is not medically qualified - you had right to consult him! And what nonsense did he tell you?" "HE TOLD ME TO COME AND SEE YOU," said Nasruddin. |