| Bubba's wife was abducted by a gang of kidnappers who were demanding ten grand for her return. On the phone they said, "If you don't pay by nine tomorrow morning, Winston with the twelve inch cock will help himself to your wife." Bubba replied, "Put her on so I know you have her." His wife came on, "Honey, pay the bastards, I beg you, pleaseeee.... but leave it till half past nine or a quarter to ten." |