Train mein Lootpat!

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    Ek ladki apne kisi rishtedaaar ki marriage attend karne ke liye train mein Agra se Delhi jaa rahi thi. Achanak kuch lootere us ladki ke compartment mein ghus aaye aur us ladki ke saare jevar loot ke le gaye.

    Log bole: Arre shukar karo ki looteron ne tumhe baksh diya... tumhaari izzat nahin looti...

    Ladki, gussse se, chillate hue: Tumhari maa ki aankh saalon !!! Izzat bech-bech ke toh ye jevar liye the...
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