Santa ki Bhains!!!

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    Santa apni ek bhains ko pregnant karaane ke liye truck mein dall kar apne ek dost ke bhainse ke pass le geya.

    Kaam hone par Santa: Yar, mujhe kaise pata chalega ki ye pregnant ho gayi hai ya nahin?

    Dost: Kal subah agar ye leti hui ho toh samjho ki pregnant hai.

    Next day bhains khadi mili toh Santa waapis us ko truck me daalkar kaam karwa aaya.

    5 din tak yehi silsila chalta raha. 6 ve din Santa ki bibi ne usey subah subah jaga diya.

    Santa, neend mein: Kya hua? Leti hui hai aaj apni bhains ?

    Jeeto: Pregnant??? Woh toh truck mein chadkar Horn baja rahi hai.
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