Extra Large Condoms!

  •  

    Ek ladki chemist shop pe jati hai aur bolti hai: "Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai?"

    Shopkeeper: "Haan hai, boliye kitne de dun?"

    Ladki: "Arey nahin, nahin... Mujhe nahi chahiye par mera mobile number note kar lo.

    Shopkeeper: "Vo Kyun, Main karunga iska?

    Ladki: "Jo bhi ye condoms purchase kare usko mera mobile number de dena."
  • Interesting Facts... It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
    A human hair can hold 3kg.
    The length of a Penis is 3 times the length of the...
  • Santa ki Bhains!!! Santa apni ek bhains ko pregnant karaane ke liye truck mein dall kar apne ek dost ke bhainse ke pass le geya.
    Kaam hone par Santa: Yar, mujhe kaise pata chalega ki ye pregnant...
  • Never Trust a Man A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response...
  • Turn Over! A young couple is on their honeymoon.
    After start having great sex, he says, "Now you won`t see me for a while...
  • Salesmen and a Hooker! Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

    One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don`t sell more cars this month, I`m going to lose my...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT