| Mastram ke paas bhainso ka tebaela hota hai, usko apni ek bhains hari (pregnant) karwani hoti hai, lekin uske paas male bhains nahi hoti, isliye woh paas mein ek budhia ke paas jaata hai jiske pass male bhains hoti hai. Mastraam: Kaki Pranaam, ek bhains hari karwani hai. Budhia: Aaj toh vo kuch bhi nahi kar sakat hai, woh already teen bhainson ko hari kar chuka hai. Mastraam: Koi baat nahi kaki, mujh pe chhod do. Saying this Mastraam takes a brick and rubs the male buffalo's A$$. Male bhains ka khada ho jaata hai aur Mastraam ki bhains hari ho jaati hai. Next day: Mastram: Kaki ek aur bhains hari karwani hai. Budhia: Nahi beta aaj toh vo bilkul hi nahi kar sakat hai, already 7 bhainson ko hara kar chuka hai. Mastraam: Kaki, yeh kaam mujh pe chhod do. Again he rubs the brick on the male buffalo's A$$ aur uski bhains hari ho jaati hai. Third day: This time the old lady is not present, instead of her the old lady's husband is managing the farm. Mastram: Kaka bhains hari karwaani hai. Buddha: Aaj vo nahin kar payega, already 20 ko hari kar chuka hai. Mastram: Kaka, yeh kaam mujhpe chhod do. Saying this as usual Mastraam starting rubbing the male buffalo's A$$ with the brick, seeing this old man comes running and gives a tight slap to Mastraam. Mastram: Kaka maara kahe? Old Man: Abey kaminey, toh tu wahi hai, jiski wajah se budhia roz raat ko mere A$$ pe inthan ragadthi hai. |