BREAST-ABREAST !

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    (o) (o) - Perfect breasts.

    (+) (+) - Fake silicon breasts.

    (*)(*) - High nipple breasts.

    (@)(@) - Big nipple breasts.

    o o A - cups.

    {O} {O} - D cups (oYo) - Wonder bra breasts.

    (^) (^) - Cold breasts.

    (o)(O) - Lopsided breasts.

    (Q) (Q) - Pierced breasts.

    (p)(p) - Breasts with hanging tassels.

    (:o)(o) - Bitten by vampire breasts.

    \o/\o/ - Grandma's breasts.

    (-)(-) - Flat against the shower door breasts.
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