| Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga... 1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi... 2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya... 3rd phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri biwi chali gayi... Jab usne 4th bottle uthaai toh woh bhari hui nikli. Sharaabi us bottle ko utha ke bola: Tu side mein hoja pagli, tu to bekasur hai.... |