Rash Driving

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    Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.

    Police: Apna license dikhao.

    Ladka: Nahin hai janaab.

    Police: Paise hain?

    Ladka: No.

    Police waale ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur kuch baal khich ke ukhaad liye.

    Ladka, in pain: Aisa kyun kiya?

    Police: Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal toda aur havaldar mera jhaant bhi nahi ukhad saka.
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