My Neil Armstrong

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    Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.

    Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Arms trong.

    Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Newil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?

    Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.

    Jo jo samaj gya woh thoko taali...
    Hinglish   
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