Don't Mess with Banta

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    Ek din Banta apni scooter par kahi jaa raha tha. Traffic signal par usne apna sir khujaya lekin helmet utare bina.

    Yeh dekh kar saath mein khade aadmi ko ajeeb sa mahsus hua, toh usne Banta se puch hi liya, "Arey bhai apke sir mein khujli ho rahi hai toh helmat utar ke khujao."

    Banta, "Abe bhosdi ke, teri peeche jab khujli hoti hai toho kya tu pant utar ke apni Gand khujata Hai?"
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