| Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!! Police Inspector, "Who was there at that time in the room?" Secretary, " was there." Police Inspector, "What happened? Why did he commit suicide???" Secretary, "He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000, then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs. 15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs. 5,00,000. Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge just Rs. 500 a night!" Moral: Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!!! |