A Complaint of Rape...

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    Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.

    Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape kar raha tha toh tumne usey roka kyon nahi ?

    Ladki: Kaise rokti Inspector saab, maine apne hathon mein mehandi lagayi hui thi !

    Officer kuch der sochne ke baad: Agli baar mehandi kab lagaogi.
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