Different professions... Different Instructions... Same Interest...

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    Doctor: Please take off your clothes.

    Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.

    Veterinarian: How's your pretty pussy?

    Gardener: Want me to fertilize ur bush?

    Lawyer: Let's go over section 69.

    Banker: If you withdraw too early you lose interest.

    Chef: Do you like it hot and spicy?

    Police: You don't need protection.

    Army personnel: Load. Aim. Fire.

    Swimming instructor: "Go deeper.

    Gym trainer: Push harder.

    Interior Decorator: Once its done, you will love it.

    Telephone Guy: Would you like it on the table or against the wall???
  • A Complaint of Rape... Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.
    Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape...
  • Investment Risk ! Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!!!
    Police Inspector, "Who was there at that time...
  • Don't Mess with Banta Ek din Banta apni scooter par kahi jaa raha tha. Traffic signal par usne apna sir khujaya lekin helmet utare bina....
  • My Neil Armstrong Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.
    Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong.

    Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Newil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?

    Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.

    Jo jo samaj gya woh thoko taali...
  • Rash Driving Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
    Police: Apna license dikhao.
    Ladka: Nahin hai janaab....
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