| Two Old ladies are smoking CAMEL brand cigarettes. When it starts raining, 1 lady pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Second Lady: What's that? First lady: Condom, this way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Next day the second lady goes to the chemist and asks for condom. Chemist looks at her strangely (she's over 80 years), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady: It doesn't matter as long as it fits the Camel. Chemist faints ! |