Paka Hua Mango!

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    Do ladies ek aam ke ped neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi.

    Tabhi achanak ped se ek aam neeche gira.

    Pehli lady: Arrey... ye aam apne aap kaise gir gaya?

    Is se pehle ki second lady kuch bolti, Aam khud haath jod kar bol pada: Behan ji itni der se aapki baatein sun sun kr mein pak gaya hun.
  • Kaisa Hona Chahiye ? Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
    Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.
    Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
    S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain....
  • The Holy Cup! A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."
    "What did you do?" asks the priest.
    "I`ve committed...
  • Sachcha Premi! Ladka apni friend se:
    Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai;
    Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga....
  • Mallu Jokes... Mallu jokes are in town...
    What is Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.
    Where does he pray?
    In a Temble, Charch and a Maask...
  • Facebook Status and Comments A Girl`s Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.
    Comments Left by Male friends:
    1) Awww, so sweet...
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