| Insurance Agent: Banta ji, please aap policy le lo. Agar aap ko kuch ho jaye toh ye saare paise unko milenge. Banta: Agar bachche na ho to? Agent: Tab aapki biwi ko milenge. Banta: Agar meri biwi na ho to? Agent: Tab aapke parents ko ko milenge. Banta: Aur agar woh bhi na hon? Agent: Phir aap ke bhai ya behan ko milenge. Banta: Sir ji, koi aisa tariqa batao ke paise mujhe milen? Agent: Aap ko nahin mil sakte ye paise. Banta: Yeh to policy na huyi, 'Meri Gaand' ho gayi, jo har koi le sakta hai, sirf main nahin le sakta. |