BOYS Vs GIRLS

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    BOYS and GIRLS ke baat karne mei kya difference hota hai? Girl: Yaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

    Boy: Yaha Kya Gaand mara Raha Hai?

    Girl: Maine Aap Ko Kya Kkaha?

    Boy: Abey Maine Kaunsi Teri Gaand Maar Li?

    Girl: Aap Itni Fast Kyun Chal Rahe Ho?

    Boy: Teri Gaand Mein Aag Lagi Hai Kya?

    Girl: Woh Teachers Ki Bahut Respect Karta Hai.

    Boy: Woh Toh Saala Teachrs Ki Gaand Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai.

    Girl: Us Ladki Ka Character Achcha Nahi Hai.

    Boy: Woh toh Randi Hai.

    Girl: Tum Toh Bahut Stupi Ho.

    Boy: Tu Toh Bada Lodu Hai.

    Girl: Darr Lag Rha Hai.

    Boy: Gaand Phat Rahi Hai.

    Girl: Tang Mat Karo Please.

    Boy: Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke.

    Girl: Aaj Toh Ghar Waalon Se Daant Padegi.

    Boy: Aaj Toh Laude Lag Gaye Bhenchod.
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