Introducing Yourself

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    Ek Train Mein 3 Ladkiyan Safar Kar Rahi Thi.

    Next station Se 3 Ladke Saamne Ki Seat Par Aakar Baith Gaye.

    Thodi Der Baad Un Logon Ne Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Suhru Kar Do. Ladkon Ne Ladkiyon Se Kaha Ki Pahle Hum Aapas Mein Apna Introdution Dete Hain.

    Beech Mein Baithi Ladki, Jo Jyada Smart Thi, Usne Ladkiyon Ka Introduction Kuch Is Tarah Diya:
    Main Toh Main Hun;
    Right Waali Meri Behen Hai;
    Aur Left Waali MEri Maa.

    Ladke Samajh Gaye Ki Beech Waali Unka Majaak Uda Rahi Hai But Ladke Bhi Kuch Kam Nahin The. Beech Waale Ladke Ne Ladkon Ka Introduction Kuch Is Tarah Diya:
    Main toh Main Hun;
    Right Waala Bhenchod Hai;
    Aur Left Wala Madarchod.
  • Community Chest! A wife wanted an expensive fur coat from the executive husband to celebrate their Silver wedding anniversary. The miser overbearing rich husband rejected...
  • Vulgar but Funny Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
    Moral: In life no one helps you...
  • Selling Term Plan! Insurance Agent: Banta ji, please aap policy le lo. Aapke bachche jab bade ho jayenge toh ye saare paise unko milenge.
    Banta: Agar bachche na ho toh...
  • Smoking in the Rain Two Old ladies are smoking CAMEL brand cigarettes. When it starts raining, 1 lady pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking...
  • Different professions... Different Instructions... Same Interest... Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
    Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.
    Veterinarian: How`s your pretty pussy...
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