Bhagwan Ka Doot!

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    Bhagwan ne apne ek doot ko 3 questions ka answer dhoondne ke liye India bheja.

    1. Sabse Strong Kya Hai ?
    2. Sabse Kamzor kya hai?
    3. Aur vo kya hai jo maine nahin banaya but phir bhi hai?

    Doot Waapas aakar bola:

    1st: Sabse strong hai Jhaant Ka Baal... Jisko dekho bolta rehta hai - Tu meri jhaant ka baal bhi nahin ukhaad sakta.

    2nd: Sabto kamzor hai 'Gaand'... jisko dekho bolta rehta hai hai - 'Gaand Phat Gayi.'

    3rd: Aur woh chiz jo apne nahi banayi magar India me hai wo hai: 'Bhen Ka Lauda'.
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