Smart Thief!

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    Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.

    Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?

    Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.

    Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?

    Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??

    Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??

    Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.

    Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?

    Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???
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