| A man was unhappy with the way his laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry. So he wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: USE MORE SOAP ON UNDERWEAR! He got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week he enclosed another note: USE MORE SOAP ON UNDERWEAR! The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed, and when his clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: I USE PLENTY SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!!! USE MORE PAPER ON...!!! |