| Here are the funniest jokes on the election results, from the humorists of Twitter. Alia Bhatt: Score itni jaldi-jaldi badh raha hai, Maxwell BJP mein hai kya? There is a great Rahul Gandhi wave in the country... Everyone is waving him good bye. Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: Accha, Ab main khelne jaoon? BREAKING Performance of Himesh's 'The Xpose' better than Congress & AAP. Now Arvindkejriwal says that Aam Janata has also become corrupt!!! Mr Kejriwal, Ramleela maidan is waiting for you to held DHARNA against Public for the mandate. You know your country is changing when the youth is more excited about 16th may rather than 14th feb !!! Now you know what a Gujarati can do for a Visa. Kapil Sharma fired. Re-branded show to be launched - Comedy Nights with Rahul. Tide and Rin have competition from the Congress. Itni zabardast dhulai hui hain. Why was Rahul Gandhi smiling even in defeat? Coz every kid is happy when exams get over and they can go on a vacation. Kejriwal ka naya aarop: Desh ki janta bhi Modi se mili hui hai. Australia is now at #2 in whitewashing teams. #1 is BJP. Now mothers will reprimand their kids in the following way. Modi ban na hai na? Phir Rahul wali harkat kyu ki? Ab Manmohan ban ke kyu khada hai? Bol ya toh Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega ? Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category. Best Actor: Arvind Kejriwal. Best Debut child actor: Rahul Gandhi. Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee. Best female actor in negative role- Sonia Gandhi. Best actor in Romantic role- Digvijay Singh. Life time achievement award-Lal Krishna Advani. Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar. Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for "Barfi 2" |