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    A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up.

    The RJ said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."

    "That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.

    "Feel confident?" she asked. "It's a maths question."

    "Well, I've got a Masters in maths and have been teaching for 35+ years," I proudly replied.

    "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a Himesh Reshamiyas new movie and to meet him back stage:

    What is 2+2?"

    I replied, "7!!!"
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