| Test 1 Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for her husband... Hubby: Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife: Which people??? Total silence... Test 2 A couple sees a hot girl. Wife: So big, aren't they? Husband: Yes, they are!!! Wife: Are they Artificial? Husband: Hmmmm.... I think natural. Wife: Ear-rings and Natural ??? Total Silence... And the best one... Test 3: Men will always be Men: Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said: "HARI OM" and rest of them said: "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!" |