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    Daughter in law: Is my nose flat?

    Mother in law: No Baby.

    Daughter in law: Am I fat like an Elephant?

    Mother in law: You have a fine physique, you are a Barbie Doll.

    Daughter in law: Am I dark colour?

    Mother in law: No no, You are so sweet.

    Daughter in law: Then why people tell me that you look like your mother in law ?

    Mother in law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... kidaan bakwaas kardi ae.
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    There is a great Rahul Gandhi wave in the country... Everyone is waving him good bye...
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