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    A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin. He was sexually experienced and suggested having sex "Doggie Style" on their wedding night.

    She didn't know what he was talking about and when he explained it, she flew into a rage and insisted they have sex using the 'Normal' position or not at all.

    However, after having sex he was unable to withdraw his penis because it was so big and she was so small. They found themselves in the embarrassing position of having to call an ambulance to take them to the emergency room for help.

    After hanging up the phone he said, "You know, if you had done it the way I wanted you too we could have walked to the emergency room."
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