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    A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

    Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

    Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace.

    Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt...!!! O Womaniya... Aa ha Womaniya!!!
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