| A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Indian on a flight. After a few drinks they started discussing their sex lives. "Last night fucked my wife four times," the Frenchman said and this morning she made me delicious breakfast and she told me how much she adored me." "Ah, last night I fucked my wife six times," the Italian said, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." Now it was the turn of Indian to speak, but remained silent. The Frenchman sarcastically asked him, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly asked. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop." Indian answered. |