Tips For Happy Sex Life

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    1. Air-Condition your Room Properly.

    2. Spray Romantic Perfume.

    3. Avoid Noises.

    4. Use Quality Condoms.

    5. Start Slowly With Gentle Kisses.

    6. Always Prefer Wet Sex to Reduce Pain.

    7. Have Sex For At Least Two Hours.

    8. Fresh Up Your Mouth Before Lip Kissing.

    9. Switch On Some Romantic Music.

    10. Have Sex Regularly For Healthy Living.

    And.....
    11. Then Return Home On Time... Nahi to Biwi Gaand Faad Degi!
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