Types of Orgasms

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    1. The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes...... !!!

    2. The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No...... !!!

    3. The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...... !!!

    4. The Traveller: Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... !!!

    5. The Religious: Oh God, Oh God...... !!!

    6. The User: Ahh, More, More, More...... !!!

    7. The Murderer / Mafia :Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...... !!!

    8. The Submariner:- Mmm...Ohhh...Deeper...Deeper... Go Deeper...... !!!

    9. Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi... Nahiiii.. Naahiiiiinnnnn...... !!!

    10. Rock 'n' Roll Orgasm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby...... !!!

    11. Heavy Metal Orgasm: Yaa Come on Honey.... F**k me hard... Yeahh Babby !!..... come on...... !!!

    12. Grand Maratha Orgasm: Aai Ga... aayi aaayi... Aaayiii gaa...... !!!

    13. Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy...... !!!

    14. Gujju Orgasm: Oh Bhagwan... mari gai... mari gai... aaahh...... !!!

    15. South Indian Orgasm: Aaiiyo... Aaiiyo... Aaiyayyooo...... !!!

    16. Bong Orgasm: Oodi baba! Ooooddddiiiiiii baaaa baaaba...... !!!

    17. Rajasthani Orgasm: O Thaari...... !!!

    18. Punjabi Orgasm: Chal utar ja kaminey, mainu hor vi kaam HAIN !
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