| Monday Night: Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun? Husband: Arre aaj office main foreign clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi. Tuesday Night: Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru pee ke aaye ho ! Kyun? Husband: Arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi toh usne party di isliye. Wednesday Night: Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye ho... Husband: Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya... wo bahut udaas tha toh uska mood fresh karne ke liye... Thursday Night: Wife: Aaj fir se... Ab kiska breakup ho gaya? Husband: Breakup nahi.... Aaj Office mai work load tha... bahut tension thi.... isliye. Friday Night: Wife: Aaj kyun? Husband: Jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi... toh khushi ke mauke pe toh peeni banti hai. Saturday Night: Wife: hmmm... Ab? Husband: Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the toh wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di... maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi... Sunday Night: Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya? Husband: AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARZI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA ??? |