The New Hindi Lingo

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    CRICKET: Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita.

    CRICKET TEST MATCH: Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita.

    TABLE TENNIS: Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak.

    LAWN TENNIS: Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad.

    LIGHT BULB: Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak.

    TIE: Kanth Langoti.

    MATCH BOX: Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti.

    TRAFFIC SIGNAL: Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa.

    TEA: Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti.

    TRAIN: Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini.

    ALL ROUTE PASS: Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika.

    RAILWAY SIGNAL: Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra.

    RAILWAY STATION: Bhabhka Adda.

    BUTTON: Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak.

    MOSQUITO: Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev.

    CIGARETTE: Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha.
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