Shaadi Ki Practice

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    Ye Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ek Hotel Ke Room Jaata Hai.

    Thodi Der Ke Baad Ladke Ne Jaise Hi Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Hamesh Ki Tarah Sex Karna Shuru Kiya Vo Ladki Chillane Lagi, Hawa Mein Hath-Pair Maarne Lagi Aur Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi.

    Ladke Ke Toh Ye Dekh Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye, Usne Darte Hue Puchha: Arey Kya Kar Rahi Ho, Hum Kaunsa Pehli Baar Kar Rahe Hain?

    Ladki Aankh Marte Hue Boli: Abe Tu Laga Rah Na, Main To Apni Shaadi Ki Practice Kar Rahi Hun.
  • The Polite Way to Pee... During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
    "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady...
  • Selling Assholes!!! Two businessmen in a new shopping mall were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop. As yet the shop wasn`t ready, with only a few shelves set up...
  • That's Happiness!!! The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They accomplished...
  • Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all...
  • Doggie Style!!! A woman with chronic back pain visits a doctor`s office to seek relief. The doctor asks, "Have you done any strenuous or unusual exercise lately...
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