Swarg Mein Narak...

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    Yamraaj: Bachcha, tum ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega!

    Aadmi: Woh kaise?

    Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass daaru milenge, aur ek apsara milegi.....

    Aadmi: Wah Yamraaj ji Wah... yeh toh Swarg hi Swarg hai!!!

    Yamraaj: Puri baat suno bachcha... Glass mein "hole" hoga, lekin apsara mein nahin!
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