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    Santa: "Yaar, where does the Sun go at night?"
    Banta "It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.
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    A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy...
  • Can you relate ? A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man praying vigorously. So the journalist goes down to the wall, and introduces herself to the old man. She asks: 'You come everyday to the wall. How long have you done that and what are you
  • Giving up! Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
    'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.
    'To make myself...
  • How Dogs Are Better Than Men... Dogs don t have problems expressing affection in public.
    2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
    3. You can train a dog.
  • Out of the mouths of babes... Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, 'Did God make you, Grandpa?'
    'Yes, God made me,' the grandfather answered.
    A few minutes later, the little girl asked...
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